if i see you in the next month and you are not:
a. wearing head-to-toe jean
b. drinking budweiser (i don’t care who owns it now)
c. the boss
d. snoop dogg
e. wearing head-to-toe leather (i.e., chaps, boots, bomber jacket, the like)
f. barbecuing
g. owning a farmer’s tan
h. juanita or rico (justin lopes too)
i. loping it
j. speaking english (ebonics pulls)
i will not acknowledge your existence. this is not a time for chistes. it’s time to get real. hello, america.
